Brain-Dropping Drabbles (Among other things)

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aktveit-the-stormer-revolution:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

Oh my god.

My little sister once sat up whilst we were vacationing in Arizona, haughtily told me the CORRECT way to make a burger, then went back to sleep. She was 6.

(Source: best-of-memes, via mockeryd)

did-you-kno:

World War I ended at 11 o’clock on the morning of the 11th day in the 11th month of 1918. Source

did-you-kno:

World War I ended at 11 o’clock on the morning of the 11th day in the 11th month of 1918. Source

(via jezmm)

skellagirl:

If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit

(via wired-infornography)

sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

(via wolfchan)

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

1. Stunts
2. Cricket 97
3. Duke Nukem 3D
4. Mortal Kombat
5. Wacky Wheels
6. Microsoft Flight Simulator
7. Die By the Sword
8. Crash Team Racing
9. Wipeout
10. Super Smash Bros.
11. Spyro the Dragon
12. Daikatana
13. Game, Net & Match!
14. Age of Empires
15. Quake
16. Need For Speed
17. You Don’t Know Jack! 
18. Premier Manager
19. Bugdom
20. Hellbender
21. Monster Truck Madness
22. Desperados: Wanted Dead or Alive
23. Burnout 3: Takedown
24. 1nsane
25. Dink Smallwood
26. Baldur’s Gate
27. Moto Racer
28. Fracas
29. Gex
30. Ignition
31. Theme Hospital
32. Rollercoaster Tycoon
33. Tekken
34. Homeworld
35. Armored Fist
36. Devil Dice
37. Ape Escape
38. echochrome
39. Deponia
40. Monkey Island
41. San Francisco Rush
42. Tonic Trouble
43. Tomb Raider
44. Max Payne
45. Ratchet & Clank
46. Flatout
47. Tanktics
48. Elasto Mania
49. Freelancer
50. Outwars
51. Pandemonium! 

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

1. Stunts

2. Cricket 97

3. Duke Nukem 3D

4. Mortal Kombat

5. Wacky Wheels

6. Microsoft Flight Simulator

7. Die By the Sword

8. Crash Team Racing

9. Wipeout

10. Super Smash Bros.

11. Spyro the Dragon

12. Daikatana

13. Game, Net & Match!

14. Age of Empires

15. Quake

16. Need For Speed

17. You Don’t Know Jack! 

18. Premier Manager

19. Bugdom

20. Hellbender

21. Monster Truck Madness

22. Desperados: Wanted Dead or Alive

23. Burnout 3: Takedown

24. 1nsane

25. Dink Smallwood

26. Baldur’s Gate

27. Moto Racer

28. Fracas

29. Gex

30. Ignition

31. Theme Hospital

32. Rollercoaster Tycoon

33. Tekken

34. Homeworld

35. Armored Fist

36. Devil Dice

37. Ape Escape

38. echochrome

39. Deponia

40. Monkey Island

41. San Francisco Rush

42. Tonic Trouble

43. Tomb Raider

44. Max Payne

45. Ratchet & Clank

46. Flatout

47. Tanktics

48. Elasto Mania

49. Freelancer

50. Outwars

51. Pandemonium! 

(via amcbreakingsad)

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

(via amcbreakingsad)

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

image
i love myself

(via amcbreakingsad)

mockeryd:

scyf:

erikamoen:

"I Want to Live"
I drew this comic yesterday and today it’s up on The Nib.

Erika moen has been such an important influence on me it ain’t even funny. Ever since I’ve read Dar! back in the day, her strips have given me words to talk about my own experiences.i’m not where she is yet. I still want to push the button on most days.I’ll get there.

EVERYONE READ THIS!

mockeryd:

scyf:

erikamoen:

"I Want to Live"

I drew this comic yesterday and today it’s up on The Nib.

Erika moen has been such an important influence on me it ain’t even funny. Ever since I’ve read Dar! back in the day, her strips have given me words to talk about my own experiences.

i’m not where she is yet. I still want to push the button on most days.

I’ll get there.

EVERYONE READ THIS!